Venus

They say men and women are worlds apart

With neither one willing to travel that far

But I?ve never bought into psychological stuff

And never claimed to be a bonafied genius

But if men are from Mars and women are from Venus

I?m goin' to Venus

Well, strap me in, ship me out, beam me up Scotty

Take me to the land of those heavenly bodies

Stay here if you want to but just between us

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus

I?m goin' to Venus

Women want a man who ain't afraid to commit

And take 'em out to dinner that?s candle lit

So I?m givin' in to the battle of the sexes

And callin' up ahead to make reservations

'Cause if men are from Mars and women are from Venus

I?m goin' to Venus

If you come by the house and I?m not in

You can call me long, long, long distance

Got better things to do than sit around and talk

'Cause I?m blastin' off of this big red rock

Well, strap me in, ship me out, beam me up Scotty

Take me to the land of those heavenly bodies

Stay here if you want to but just between us

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus

I?m goin' to Venus