Alice In My Fantasies

Hey baby, be my dog!

Owwww!

Alice in my fantasies, uh

Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me

Said she would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion

The freak said I would even owe her my devotion

She said she'd, uh, cover me with, uh, strawberries

And pretend that I'm a shortcake

I said, "Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"

Alice in my fantasies

Promised to do all kind of things to me

Said she would, uhh, suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion

And that I would even owe her my devotion

I saidm "Uh, lady, be my dog and I'll be your tree

And you can pee on me."

Mama said never eat yellow snow

So away we go!

Be my dog!

Hey!

Baby

They call it mental masturbation.