How Do You Like My Earrings

All my friends are in love

All my friends are in love

They've been talking about her

They've been trying to find her

All my friends are in love

I'm only waiting for the train

Sorry for such a long delay

Maybe she could be the one

When she's drunk, she's so much fun

They've been thinking about her

- if she's like no other

Maybe she could be the one

I'm only standing by the road

Give me a sign that I can go

How do you like my earrings?

They're from my boyfriend's broken jaw

These screws used to keep it together

He doesn't need them anymore

How do you like my earrings?

They're heavy metal, I am sure

The doctor said he'd be okay

I wanna let my feelings show

All my friends are away

In a better place to stay

Guess I know the reason why

They didn't say goodbye

They are all out of reach

I feel like going for a swim

I wish we lived beside the sea

How do you like my earrings?

They're from my boyfriend's broken jaw

These screws used to keep it together

He doesn't need them anymore

How do you like my earrings?

They're heavy metal, I am sure

The doctor said he'd be okay

I wanna let my feelings show