The Rodeo Fan

The rodeo cowboys came to town

They done their thing

At the rodeo ground

They rode the horses

The steers and the bulls

Then they came to the tavern

To drink their bellies full

She thought that I was a hell of a man

That she became a rodeo fan

It must have been the smell of the cows

That turned her on to theme callous hands

The last time I seen that woman of mine

Was in a pick-up truck with a plastic sign

Said Buck Bennett wild horse rider

Area code 307 373 2280 just call anytime

Lord he's always at home

She thought that I was a hell of a man

That she became a rodeo fan

It must have been the size of his hat

That turned her on to that cowboy cat

The last time I seen that woman of mine

Was in a pick-up truck with a trailer behind

Yea she was twirling a rope out tha window

Hollerin'' bye bye Hun ride 'em cowboy

Hang in there let it rip

Well you should have seen the belt buckle on that dude

Lord I didn't stand a chance

The meanest thing I ever rode was a Honda 125

And they don't even bite or kick

Well old Buck he just blew dust in my face

As he spun his tires out of the parkin' lot

I lost that woman to one of those rodeo cowboys

I should have known better to have take her to that rodeo

If I ever get me another woman

I'm gonna keep her away from those cowboys

Keep her pregnant bare footed at home

Dog gone it that was the best gal I ever have had