I'm Outlived by That Thing?

I threw out a stupid common paperweight

And it went out into the country

To a place where other solid objects lie around

Well, its quite hard, and so its probably still there

And when I die, it will still be somewhere

Ha-ha, Im outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

A man once took a very famous photograph

Went in books and even lectures

Said it was a monster in the old loch ness

Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub

He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub

Ha-ha, hes outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Scientists have recently just found out

About a fish they didnt know of

That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas

It doesnt need eyes, its been there a long while

Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles

Ha-ha, Im outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Ha-ha, Im outlived by that thing and stupid things like that