If You Can't Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you're feelin' lonely

Don't let them get you down

Ain't no use in your sitting all alone

Hangin' around for someone to call

Ooh they won't come knocking at all

Don't run and hide

Even if it hurts you inside

So I said

Give as good as you get

If you can't beat 'em,join 'em

You'd better do it

'Cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em,join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself

Come on

Get up

You're feelin' good

Keep your fingers off my money

Don't try and pull me down

You're takin' me out to wine and dine me

Tryin' to wind me 'round and around

Invite me to your little contract Ha! Ha!

Rumour has it that you could play dirty

I'll tell you what I'll do about that

I'm playing at the wrong game yeah!

If you can't beat 'em,join 'em

You'd better do it

'Cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em,join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself

If you can't beat 'em,join 'em

You'd better do it

'Cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em,join 'em

It's everyone for themselves

Move on out